cnndiaries

Welcome to the world premiere of the Cnn Diaries I’m Casey Controversy. Now you just might be wondering what is the CNN diaries? will it kill me, does it have STDs, will it steal my money, Those are all great questions but it will not do any of that. You see long before Today.com was an internatonally known phenomenon there was one blog that provided viewers with real news and that was the Casey News Network or CNN for short. You will slowly be reintroduced to this blog along with never before told behind the scenes stories that preceded the blog. So without further ado in its entirity I give to you the world premiere of CNN. Hello viewers welcome to my first column of CNN. I am Casey and for those not farmiliar with the concept let me explain. I basically write anything that comes to mind whether it be football, politics, etc. That explains the column lets get busy. (What I wanted to do was create a no nonsense blog that had no strings attatched that you just had to tune in to see what the hell was he going to rant about next.) First Matt Foley. (Matt Foley was an advocate on Pedophillia and always talked about how it was wrong for grown men to have sex with young children which in my opinion I would agree with him but he was caught having sex with a child and I felt that the real truth was not being said about him so thats where CNN came in.) Who is the brainless idiot who hired him anyway? we need someone who writes and obeys the law not someone who spits in its face and gets arrested by his own medicine. Next TO Totally Obnoxious. (TO was fresh off his trade from the Eagles to Cowboys and me being Philadelphia born it was a hot scandal and what CNN specialized in was red hot scandals which you will find out in later editions,) and once again this was where CNN left its mark.) that guy gets suckered into a contract with archenemys the Cowboys. It was great to see his butt handed to him by the Eagles. Next Zidiane (I thought the whole Zidiane choosing his family over fame thing was a load of crap, I thought he should have focused more on the game rather than his sister and the truth was not being said so again the one thing CNN embodied was the truth and nothing but the truth.) Mr Headbutt says in an interview that the guy he headbutted said something about his sister. Whats more important Zidiane your sister or the world cup. If you said sister aaaaa wrong answer stupid. Thats all the time we have for tonight join me again next time on CNN. And that was the first shot heard round the world by CNN. And there would be a whole lot more to come. Join me again Next Tuesday for another look back at CNN as well as more behind the scenes stories and thoughts until next time im Casey Controversy.